Program

나는 대부분의 프로젝트에 비 건설적인 의견, 코드시 및 약간의 농담을 포함시키는 것이 특히 유죄입니다. 내가 특별히 좋아하는 것은 잘못 설계 된 ‘God Object’아래에 멀리 떨어져 있습니다.

/**
* For the brave souls who get this far: You are the chosen ones,
* the valiant knights of programming who toil away, without rest,
* fixing our most awful code. To you, true saviors, kings of men,
* I say this: never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down,
* never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry,
* never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
*/

죄송 해요!!!! 나는 단지 나 자신을 도울 수 없었다 …..!

그리고 내가 인정하지하는 또 다른 사실 내가이 있어도, 야생으로 발표하지 않은 매우 내 덜 직관적 클래스 중 하나에 그렇게 유혹 :

//
// Dear maintainer:
//
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
//
// total_hours_wasted_here = 42
//

답변

Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
throw up;  //ha ha

//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

stop(); // Hammertime!

// Autogenerated, do not edit. All changes will be undone.

// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments

// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public.